April 2, 2013

Stupidity Should be Painful... Take a look at these 19 Police notes that you won't believe!! lol



















24 comments:

  1. I used to work for a small weekly newspaper... we would take the actual wording from the local NYSP barracks blotter. Readers LOVED the weird stuff and complained when we only ran "real" complaints.

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  2. Damn those Canadians and their flashlights!!!! (I am Canadian so don't get yer panties in a wad!)I really would have loved to have seen that pot pie running across the road though ;)!!!!

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  3. Ok....the third one down about the "Arnold cut-out".....I want to know what is going on with the kitten's rectum in the article below it.....someone research this

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    1. you could research it yourself you know.....why would someone do it for you if they were not curious about it?

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    2. 3:18 - A kitten on Shaw
      Drive apparently has “rectum
      problems.”

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    3. I thought the same thing!!

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  4. The one where once the clerk saw the rolling pin in the bad guys hand is when he knew they meant business. Priceless!

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  5. We had a guy once call our Police Dept. to ask if it was ok to bury a body in his back yard. He's in prison now for killing his Mother.

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  6. "The man... was told to beat it" BAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

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  7. There was a police report in our local paper last year that described a meth house and the police said that upon arrest the woman admitted to the meth paraphernalia being hers but denied the spoon they found in her back pocket, claimed it was planted there...

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  8. I used to deliver mail and customers would call in all the time to say that some "little girl" just stole their mail. Really people?? I walk around in a postal uniform with a postal satchel driving a vehicle with a postal logo on it. Do you think I do that because I enjoy the fashion of the uniform or do you not notice that I am also DELIVERING the mail at the same time I am taking your outgoing mail??

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    1. Suuuuure... you bought the uniform from a "Cosplay" website, purchased a used mail truck at a government auction and go around snooping in peoples' mailboxes. I bet you're a guy, too!

      Just playin'
      :)

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  9. Plow 8th and Dale already! How many phone calls to the police does it take?

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  10. Five pounds of bacon, and his wife is still alive? I'd report that!!

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  11. Lmao these killed me...

    And that must have been one big-ass burrito to be mistaken for a baby! It was probably seen outside of a taco bell too! Lol

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  12. Hahahaha that fungal cream burglary hahahaa someone's got a bad rash lol

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  13. Saw a video where a guy tried robbing a store by going through the drive through window but the lady working drive thru splashed a pot of hot coffee in his face.

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  14. Five POUNDS of bacon is NOT a snack.

    Yummy, but not a SNACK. Five pounds of ANYTHING is only a snack if you're over 2000 lbs.

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  15. Well.... to be fair, Canadians ARE a pretty shifty looking lot.

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