April 30, 2013

26 Absolutely Hilarious Engagement Photos.. I have just one question, "Why?" ha ha ha


























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  1. The naked one is just fucked up! It's a riot.

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    1. I agree as well.

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    2. At first I was like: "naked- eww" and then I saw the snake and was like: "aahhh!!" and then I noticed the fake flowers and I was like: "well that just classes it right the fuck up!"

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    3. I didn't even notice the snake or flowers until you mentioned them because I scrolled past that one so fast! Then I had to scroll back up to double check!

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    4. Yeah I'm thinking it was supposed to be an Adam and Eve type pic. But it really is horrible.

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    5. Ugh! wheres the eyebleach!

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    6. oooo nasty---its kind of like a weiner packed into a sausage casing...oscar meyer meets bob evans...ooo...bet their kids will be proud. just another thought-um should all of these ppl in ALL of these pics be involuntarily sterilized????

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    7. Damn!!! my eyes blinded out before I could catch the snake.Where the hell do publish crap that like?

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    8. I didn't notice the snake or fake flowers either..... I was to focused on the naked train wreck in front of me....

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    9. i didn't even want to look at it long enough to see snakes and flowers. I did notice the man couldn't or did't want to show his Face!

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    10. I didn't even noticed the snake.... for fuck sake.... what the hell was that????

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    11. Between the snake, the fake flowers, and the fact that they're so pale they glow in the dark, I think I may now be permanently damaged....we should sue them for damaging our psyches! I may never see anything again!!!

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    12. WYF! Naked!
      why we did not want to see that

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    13. I wonder where the apple is?... Let that roll around in your mind for a few.

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  2. I've been to a few of these kinds of shoots and most times the couples are so dim they just do whatever the photographer tells them to do... Even when the idea comes from the couples themselves, if the photographer thinks it's a stupid idea, he photographs it just as they want it but using his own sense of humor to comment on how stupid he thinks the idea is... The photographer is happy, the couple is happy, and the world gets a new laugh...

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  3. Yeah... the nude one is disturbing...

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  4. I actually like the one with the Spider-Man t-shirt. I think it's cute, but I have a geeky sense of humor. The others, not so much...

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    1. I love that sweet, geeky photo.

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    2. Thirded, on Spider-Man and future bride.

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  5. whatever makes THEM happy....they have to be together!

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    1. Thank you! You are so right. Since when did we get so fixated on judging everyone else instead of worrying about ourselves and our own lives? It makes them happy, so be it! Happiness is great, in all forms!

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  6. How the fuck has humanity survived this long.

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  7. To "How the f**k has humanity survived this long?" --- especially when a simple sentence or question can not be said ( typed ) without vulgar language. Or somebody hating on somebody else for little if any reason what so ever.

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    1. You mean like you hating on a stranger for choosing to cuss?

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    2. ^^^ lame comeback :(

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    3. Said the pot to the kettle...

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  8. I seriously love the Phantom of the Opera pic and the one with the bridge. Just sayin. The rest are kinda simply terrible.

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  9. I am wondering just how many of these people actually made it to the marriage ceremony after taking these photos and how many are even still married... What morons!!

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    1. Why would that be relevant? Because of a photo? Are you serious? Retard.

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    2. Not a retard, just simple minded. I really just feel like everyone needs to take a step back and grip reality. Is your life really that great that people can comment on pictures like these? Who are you to say their pictures are horrible. it's what they like! I agree, it's unrelevant on how their marriage lasted. Probably are still together today becuase they are their own people and aren't afraid to be who they really are!

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  10. Agree fully with Kali, I esp. like the bridge one.

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  11. The bunny couple def belong together. lol. As for all the others......whatever.....they were in love and they tried. :-)

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    1. That was the creepiest one to me

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    2. Yeah, the bunny couple totally met in a bunny chatroom, however to me the creepiest one was the girl against the boulder who looks petrified.

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  12. Oh! A snake! That's what that weird thing is in her hand! Totally messed up...

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  13. the people with their hands on the book are odd

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    1. I agree. That pic has a very creepy vibe to it.

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    2. Very "American Gothic"

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    3. I think that might be a mormon thing...

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  14. I think the guy doing the hand stand while kissing his horizontal finance was cute. The Spider Man photo was adorable too.

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    1. I liked the handstand guy too. People are creative.....in an odd sort of way! LOL

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    2. I thought the "handstand" was a good one. The nude couple? Interesting idea, but a failure in its execution. And lose the damn snake....!

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    3. I'm pretty sure the nude couple is supposed to have an Adam and Eve vibe to it, so the snake is very relevant. The whole picture is disturbing nonetheless, but if they lose the snake it loses the theme.

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    4. Lose the damn snake....and about a stone or two while you're at it.

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  15. Whatever works.Different strokes for different folks.Here's hoping it all works for all of them.

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    1. Great post, I agree! Thank you for sharing the same kind of ideals and accepting people for who they are!

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  16. Wow! and people paid for these? LOL I agree the naked one is priceless!!

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  17. the chick on the guys shoulders is hot pornhub for life

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  18. Love makes you do silly things. Hindsight surely made a few of these pictures get hidden away.

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  19. All of you people need to go back and re-take English 1A, or 101, whichever your local community college provides.

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  20. Other than that freaky naked one, these are the only other three I'll comment on. #2 with the bunnies reminds me of a family picture. Like they're brother and sister. #16 with the guy "holding" her in his hand. Does that mean he "belittles" her? har har # 24 Awww, they look sooo (not) happy.
    I do hope they're all happy in their marriages though.

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  21. Oh. My. God. This is scary. The photographs are the property of the photographer to do with as he/she pleases, exposing what those couples thought were private moments to the unforgiving public. Even more terrifying than the thought of all those silly poses.

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    1. If the couples posted them on the Internet (Facebook, MySpace, personal website, etc), people can snag them and then redistribute as they please. It might not have been the photographer's fault. (And with some of these, why would the photographer *want* them getting out like this? It's not necessarily a glowing review...)

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  22. The only one that is really nice is the Phantom of the Opera

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  23. wtf @ the doggy style one?! I need an adult!!!!

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  24. Glad i'm blind

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  25. I actually really like the Phantom of the Opera one...but the naked one and the bunny one are seriously freaky.

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  26. I liked the fishing one! The line was even attached to her ring finger. Cute!

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  27. i actually like the 12th photo (woman on man's shoulder), not too sure about the shirts though...

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  28. I find myself wondering how much they paid the photographer to take these bad pictures???

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  29. The last one with the spider man is the best

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  30. It seem's the naked picture freaks everyone out because, The couple are not sexy supermodels of stick thin.... Just saying that's the vibe I get.....

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  31. The bunny pic is my favorite.

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  32. Well, all of them is kinda cute in a way, but, I will admit, the Adam and Eve themed one was kindy of eww. I actually read the other posts and had to scroll back up again to see the snake and flowers. Another one that was interesting was the one that had the couple posing with a couple of opened books. No smiling, all serious. Creepy looking. And the last one that I also thought was kind of creepy was the man starring at the woman up against the rock. like if she is a prisoner or something. Other than that, the rest were ok.

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    1. lol that is a scene from twilight !

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  33. Size 10 pumps? Damn! Sistah got some BIG feet LOL

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  34. If the people in the naked pic were more attractive (like Brad & Angelina) Would everyone still be so mean & hateful?? I doubt it...

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    1. Engagement photos are normally shared with family and friends. I don't care to see Brad and Angelina nekkid, either....just not my thing....if it makes them happy, go for it, but to me it just seems a bit out there. And attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder, in my opinion. Not sure folks are really being mean and hateful....this site is designed to show bizarre engagement photos, to get laughs or whatever. This is not being mean and hateful - just comments on each person's opinion, which, to me, is perfectly fine. Nobody says we have to agree with everyone, but everyone has a right to their own opinion. If you don't like their opinions, either don't read them, or limit your visits to sites like this! :)

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  35. I like the girl in his hand. It may be that he has her in the alm of his hand or "He's got the whole wide world in his hand (add musical notes the children's Christian hymm

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  36. Did anyone else notice how eerily alike the couple in the bunny picture are?

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  37. It's the couple using what - something like force lightning on each other? What is that? What are they doing?

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  38. Who are they giving those naked pictures too? Grandma and Grandpa! Come on

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  39. I really like the one where she is sitting on his shoulders giving him a kiss! I think it's cute.

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  40. The one the freakedme out wasnt the nudie-tudie couple... It was the one with the woman standing with her back to a rockwall and the guy leaning against it....she looks afraid and trapped and it is just creepy... But as for the rest... Whatever tickles their fancy, live and let live :) good on them all :)

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  41. The naked one was..........yeah. I think the Phantom of The Opera was cute.

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  42. I like the bridge one.

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  43. Am I the only one who noticed the girl against the boulder who looks petrified? Yeah, so she could just be camera shy, but I choose to think no she's in an arranged marriage. Bunny couple = sis/bro. They look too much alike not to be. Nudies...just glad they have each other.

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  44. Oh yeah, I know everyone wanted to comment on the nude couple, but some of these, I thought were really sweet and pretty creative!

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