I keep my phone in my pocket, which is attached to my pants, which I happen to wear on a daily basis... Just so happens I take my pants with me when I go to the toilet, which causes my pocket to come as well, and since my phone is trapped in my pocket it has no choice but to come as well. So I don't take my phone to the toilet, it follows me there... Creepy little phone....
They are all men because only men take 10 minutes to poop. Women don't waste time like that! They wait until they know it is all going to come out in an efficient manner, and then they spend 30 seconds pooping. I'm surprised they left their boxers on. Most men have to strip down, then grab some entertainment, then poop for 10-20 minutes.
Hope u washed ur hands lol.. why are so many ppl worried why they have phones while in the bathroom who cares enjoy the pics and stop all the criticism
I'm a woman and as a woman I was taught not to let my panties touch the floor everyone walks on and men seem to splatter all over! Who wants that all over their intimates, yuck!!
These are hilarious as long as you don't think about the fact that all these guys are pooping.
ReplyDeleteMy old cat used to do this to everyone. No matter who you were. My new cat just yells at you the whole time youre on the toilet. Or in the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteIts disturbing how many people take cameras/phones with them to the bathroom. Whatever did people do before camera phones.
ReplyDeleteI keep my phone in my pocket, which is attached to my pants, which I happen to wear on a daily basis... Just so happens I take my pants with me when I go to the toilet, which causes my pocket to come as well, and since my phone is trapped in my pocket it has no choice but to come as well. So I don't take my phone to the toilet, it follows me there... Creepy little phone....
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DeleteWho takes a camera with them to take a dump?
ReplyDeleteI take my phone for reading material!! Happens to have a camera.....
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DeleteMy phone has games on it to pass the time...the camera just happens to be part of it.
DeleteIt really bugs me that the guy in the second pic is only wearing one sock...
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DeleteAND SpongeBob pajamas~!! LOL
DeleteI sleep better wearing only one sock.
DeleteBecause thongs make poor hammocks, and no woman would own up to wearing granny panties.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteThey are all men because only men take 10 minutes to poop. Women don't waste time like that! They wait until they know it is all going to come out in an efficient manner, and then they spend 30 seconds pooping. I'm surprised they left their boxers on. Most men have to strip down, then grab some entertainment, then poop for 10-20 minutes.
ReplyDeleteThat is so true!!! Why waste time with sitting on the shitter?? We have kids to raise, a house to clean, and sandwiches to make!!
DeleteHope u washed ur hands lol.. why are so many ppl worried why they have phones while in the bathroom who cares enjoy the pics and stop all the criticism
DeleteBecause women do not pull their underwear all the way down to the floor.
ReplyDeletemany of us do... (in fact, I asked several and they all said they do!)
ReplyDeleteIt's just that it's MEN who think of taking such photos! :P
Actually I think the one with the cat on the lap might have been a woman. I think kids are just as bad at the no privacy thing as well lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm a woman and as a woman I was taught not to let my panties touch the floor everyone walks on and men seem to splatter all over! Who wants that all over their intimates, yuck!!
ReplyDeleteI find you get more privacy if you just crap in the yard.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!
DeleteThis is why I never borrow anyone's cell phone. Touch phone, wipe, touch phone, wash hands (maybe), touch phone again...
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