I get the feeling that most of these are the same woman. A hilarious, awesome woman that needs her own comedy blog.
I need to find that Godless Heathen setting on my phone and activate it!
I think my favorite one was the guy responding to the text from the ex. I would have loved to sent that to a guy or two!
For some strange reason, when I read these, I hear Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager reading the 'auto-responses'. That makes it extra hilarious.
It seems like a man doing the auto-responses, or I guess a lesbian, and are obviously all fake, as nobody that condescending (but hilarious) would have that many people texting them.
If you pay attention, it is different people, as they sometimes refer to themselves in both masculine and feminine senses
I wish I was this witty on a whim