July 14, 2013

30 Signs You’re Almost 30


1. You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME.”

30 Signs You're Almost 30

2. Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.

Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.
Source: facebook.com

3. …and marathon times.

...and marathon times.

4. You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS.

You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS.

5. You start a story with “when I was in college” and realize that was 10 years ago.

30 Signs You're Almost 30

6. When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.

When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.
Source: thiswastv.com

7. You’ve gone to a bar and left because it was too loud.

30 Signs You're Almost 30

8. You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with.

You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with.
Source: tiffinbox.org

9. You’ve become a sunscreen nazi.

You've become a sunscreen nazi.
… to make up for years of neglect.
Source: racketmag.com

10. You find cool celebs who are in their early thirties and think, There’s still hope.

Image by Getty
Image by Getty
 

11. You’re getting increasingly scared to check your credit score.

30 Signs You're Almost 30
Source: giphy.com

12. You’re seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog.

You're seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog.
Source: favim.com

13. You’d rather pay a little more for a “nice, clean” hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.

You'd rather pay a little more for a "nice, clean" hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.
Source: 48hourvisit.com

14. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you now.

30 Signs You're Almost 30

15. You’ve definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell.

You've definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell.
Source: walmart.com

16. There’s an increasing number of musical artists you haven’t even heard of.

There's an increasing number of musical artists you haven't even heard of.
Source: pitchfork.com

17. Every night you’re like:

30 Signs You're Almost 30

18. You’ve experienced the dreaded TWO-DAY hangover:

30 Signs You're Almost 30

19. You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack.

You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack.
…and you view them more and more as friends.

20. Running hurts your knees. The elliptical hurts your knees. Everything hurts.

30 Signs You're Almost 30

21. Teen slang makes you viscerally angry.

Teen slang makes you viscerally angry.

22. You start buying shoes based on “comfort.”

You start buying shoes based on "comfort."
Source: simon.com

23. An 11-year-old has to show you how to do something on your smartphone.

30 Signs You're Almost 30

24. Weekend nights: Instead of having two drinks at four different bars, you have two drinks at one bar then go home.

30 Signs You're Almost 30

25. You voluntarily buy the “fiber” cereal.

You voluntarily buy the "fiber" cereal.

26. You get really excited about lame stuff, like low interest rates.

30 Signs You're Almost 30

27. You wonder, seriously, how you ever pulled an all-nighter.

30 Signs You're Almost 30

28. You’ve uttered the phrase, “I’m too old for music festivals.”

You've uttered the phrase, "I'm too old for music festivals."

29. You’ve graduated from Ikea to West Elm.

You've graduated from Ikea to West Elm.
…or you at least WANT to.
Source: decor8blog.com

30. You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their babies.

You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their babies.

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