July 10, 2013

Angry Notes From Victims of Theft (18 pics)





















This is supposedly a TRUE news story. I have my doubts, but you decide....
        A lawyer in Charlotte, NC purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim with the insurance company.
        In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
        But... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

7 comments:

  1. According to Snopes.com the story is an urban legend....still funny tho :)

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  2. Karma is a bitch that bites lmao...

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  3. Some of these are really great, but my favorite is the gatorade.

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  4. The story... Look up "The Cigar Song. Hahaha

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  5. The one about the chili is funny!!! Good payback!!!!! Bravo, I say this only because I too have had my lunch taken from the break room, and it sucks, especially when you're hungry!!! That was a good one!!

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  6. The last one is from a song by Brad Paisley....

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