The cigarette in the birthday cake is my favorite. Oh man, that's gonna be gross when it gets ash on everything! Also, the chick holding her soda with her boobs, I thought that was the primary nonsexual function of breasts, holding things.
The plunger can holder could be a really good idea if you put ice in the bottom and don't use it for it's intended purpose. Completely weather proof!
I have a bunch of straws left and I always wondered how will I ever get to use them ... hey, I have breasts!