LOL!!!! These are great! And the 1st one really rings home because I am the one who doesn't have kids so I'm the one who gets stuck doing all the extra shit.....
The first one needs a rewrite so that the sarcasm really shines through. How about, "Thanks for breeding so those of us without kids can come in earlier and work later than you do."
I love how the people complain about having to work extra even though they have kids...... Oh wait it was your decision to have kids and need more money so stop complaining and tighten up. By the way I have kids and fight for the overtime at my work to make sure I can afford extras for them.
You bitch because someone has kids and you feel you have to do extra or come in early/stay late, what about those of us who do have families but you the customer comes in just before close to start business and makes us stay extra late and not get to be with my family?
Just because someone doesn't have KIDS doesn't mean someone outside the office isn't waiting for them!!!! Like a husband or a mom or a friend or a LIFE!!! Selfish statement! What do u think...people have no children are DEAD? Staying late because the customer is a self centered BLEEP is everyone's problem, kids or not!! A little team work would be nice so EVERYONE can go home that much faster!
And make more money ... and have more free time ... and have no one to take care of but yourself ... and if your not having a child what are you doing to help society grow and prosper ... unless both of you are widely successful and employ some people or maybe cured a disease ... or maybe learned how to make abundant energy out of hardly nothing, Because that's what SOME CHILD will grow up and do ... so yes good for the parents that take the time to raise their children so that the children don't grow up and become bad people or a menace to society
lmao... Those who choose not to have kids are the ones putting in the time to cure diseases, find better methods of producing energy, etc. I'm not having kids because I don't see the purpose behind all of that effort. My mom had kids because she loves taking care of babies; which for me is like a hell on earth. I think it's great when those that have kids enjoy them; it's great that I get to enjoy them, too, without all of the other shit that goes along with parenting (like diapers, feeding time, cleaning up after them, putting them to bed, having to teach basic math when I'm more interested in Calc, etc.). Cheers.
LOL!!!! These are great! And the 1st one really rings home because I am the one who doesn't have kids so I'm the one who gets stuck doing all the extra shit.....
ReplyDeleteThe first one needs a rewrite so that the sarcasm really shines through. How about, "Thanks for breeding so those of us without kids can come in earlier and work later than you do."
ReplyDeleteLmao, very true
DeleteI love how the people complain about having to work extra even though they have kids...... Oh wait it was your decision to have kids and need more money so stop complaining and tighten up. By the way I have kids and fight for the overtime at my work to make sure I can afford extras for them.
ReplyDeleteMy job doesn't even pay for overtime work...
DeleteYou bitch because someone has kids and you feel you have to do extra or come in early/stay late, what about those of us who do have families but you the customer comes in just before close to start business and makes us stay extra late and not get to be with my family?
ReplyDeleteYou choose to have children! Why should someone without children take up the slack for your choices in life?
DeleteLife isn't fair and whining about it must help. since so many people do it.
DeleteI think I have to post your statement at work. Hits the nail on the head!
DeleteJust because someone doesn't have KIDS doesn't mean someone outside the office isn't waiting for them!!!! Like a husband or a mom or a friend or a LIFE!!! Selfish statement! What do u think...people have no children are DEAD? Staying late because the customer is a self centered BLEEP is everyone's problem, kids or not!! A little team work would be nice so EVERYONE can go home that much faster!
DeleteAnd make more money ... and have more free time ... and have no one to take care of but yourself ... and if your not having a child what are you doing to help society grow and prosper ... unless both of you are widely successful and employ some people or maybe cured a disease ... or maybe learned how to make abundant energy out of hardly nothing, Because that's what SOME CHILD will grow up and do ... so yes good for the parents that take the time to raise their children so that the children don't grow up and become bad people or a menace to society
ReplyDeletelmao... Those who choose not to have kids are the ones putting in the time to cure diseases, find better methods of producing energy, etc. I'm not having kids because I don't see the purpose behind all of that effort. My mom had kids because she loves taking care of babies; which for me is like a hell on earth. I think it's great when those that have kids enjoy them; it's great that I get to enjoy them, too, without all of the other shit that goes along with parenting (like diapers, feeding time, cleaning up after them, putting them to bed, having to teach basic math when I'm more interested in Calc, etc.). Cheers.
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