Some of these are freaking hilarious, that last one scares me though...lol
True.... The last one and the one about can your baby get pregnant while you are pregnant with that baby... WOW!!!! I know that I've said some stupid things over the years, but WOW.... just WOW!!!!!
LOL...If you don't know the answer to that question, than you SHOULD NOT be allowed to have sex at all!!
I picture the last one talking about a cat. They play with plastic bags, minus the suffocation process.
Yeah, except I never heard anyone refer to their cat as "fussy"...
My ferrets are like that - I can spend tons on toys and they only want to play with the bags. Something about the crinkle or noise, I guess.
Beyonce comes from Texas, not from Houston? hehe thanks
Okay, did anyone catch that Delaware was NOT a country, or a city in Colorado? And he had the balls to blame his mom lmao.
And public schools. I've never gone to a private school, and even I knew Delaware was a state. I have since about the third grade.
He was probably thinking about the country Denmark.
Nope... got to agree with the kid on this one... It's all his mother's fault for pulling him from a private school and sticking him in public. I know that public schools in my area suck major ass. Had a chick graduate a few years back with me who couldn't even count money right... Gave her $10 once to pay for a $6 order, got back $12 in change. Then this one time I gave her $5 to pay for a $2 order and got $43 back as change... definitely had to call her manager about that one >.<Or this one guy who went to school with me thought that Canada was part of the US and that Alaska was just a city in our great big state of Canada.The list could go on and on with the stupid people I went to public high school with (who actually graduated!) but I'll spare everyone the brain cells they would be sure to lose by reading it.
that's not public school's fault, or the mother...its the idiot kids, and the new rule of "teachers aren't allowed to fail kids, and make them stay back a year". When I graduated school over 10 years ago, teachers were still allowed to hold kids back if they felt they weren't learning properly, but now, they aren't allowed to, because some wank decided that you shouldn't tell kids that they're stupid. Also, thanks to internet, and cellphone slang, kids no longer know how to spell or use proper grammar, and teachers get in trouble for trying to correct them. Kids are also a LOT more disrespectful these days. I've heard kids say things to their parents that would make a sailor blush, and I've even heard kids tell their parents, who are only trying to help them, that they can f-off and to go to hell, and that "school is stupid, and I won't need it when I become a rock star/porn star/stripper/get married/whatever". It's really sad to see what has happened since we've tied teachers hands and don't let them do what we're paying them to do. We are now stuck with a generation of kids that think that lol, ttyl, 2nite, g2g and other phone slang, is proper english. Oh, and we get to hear kids say "prolly" instead of "probably" and "libary" instead of "library" and "suposably" instead of "supposedly". YAY us and our next generation of idiots!
And he switched from private in High School. We learned that at our public elementary school... Blame the private school lol
I live in Delaware and you have NO idea how many people ask me what country or state it's in when I tell them I live here. SMH.
I'm in Canada and even I've known for years that Delaware is a state. SMH
That's just because for 300 years England has been secretly using Canadiens to infiltrate the U.S. so they can retake the rest of North America. (Before anyone asks, yes this is a joke) --Tom
Well, they DID burn down the White House once (also a joke since that was technically the British--they just lived in Canada at the time ;-) ).
You should hear the responses I get about West Virginia, "Oh, western Virginia, near Richmond?" Ah yes West Virginia, I love Lynchburg & Roanoke."
I live in Rhode Island. The same thing happens here. People think we're part of New York.
That's cause you live in Rhode Island
This WHOLE thing scares me about our educational system.... It's no wonder we are ranked so low among the other NATIONS (Countries for those people who might think I am saying Delaware or HOUSTON)... Damn we are in serious trouble if we are leaving our future to these ignorant people... Social Media is making us stupid!
Social media doesn't make us stupid, it just makes Stupid people Loud.
I'm originally from Washington (the state, not D.C.), and when people ask where I'm from, I say "Washington" they say "D.C.?" I say "No, the state." and then they say "There's a state?" I face-palm SO hard when that happens.
Delware is not a country! (Maybe we should say it's 'Way South Jersey'?) Don't blame your mom for taking you out of private school. Since the tuition would be a waste on you - she's using it for her retirement!
I fear for the future of our country.
To quote Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon!"
I live in Vancouver WA, across the Columbia River from Portland OR. Trying to order things by phone is a challenge because I'm told CONSTANTLY "We can't ship to Canada!" One outfit I had to argue with before they'd finally input the zipcode to discover hey! They DID ship to THIS Vancouver! And yeah, even if you say Washington state, the other person will ask "D.C.?" Sigh.
And here I thought Vancouver was a suburb of Portland, OR . Hail Cascadia~!~!