I Don't Eat Meat, But I Bite
This Is A Tattoo
Binding Contract
Foreigner
Noodles
My Abusive Husband Pimps Me Out
Celebrate The Knowledge Of A Dangerous, Crazy Father
Cheap Whore
Rash
I Am Slow (Right)/ Pregnant (Bottom)
To Commit Any Imaginable Evil
The Great Emperor Judges The Manservant
Bitter Idiot
Coffin Man
Golden Pig
Hiding Criminal
Hand Flow
Ho
i like the last one, with some minor changes of course!
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